Oh no! It sounds like those evil manipulators over at Stonewall have been trying to trans the kids again. Then they had to issue a statement denying they said anything like that at all. Apparently… So let’s start with the actual facts. This is what Stonewall said: “Research suggests that…

There’s a phrase the Gender Critical crowd like to use. You can find it emblazoned on T-shirts, notebooks, badges, you name it. “We are the (grand)daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn.” So… Do they mean the daughters of the far greater majority who were hung, then? What about the…

Spoiler alert. This show is a bit shit. But it’s possible you already knew that, or at least assumed I’d say it. The spoiler alert is really because I am going to give away most of the content of this gig, and quite a few punchlines too. …

A terrible tragedy has occurred in the last few days. ‘Beloved Author’ J K Rowling has been murdered. Struck down in her prime, in an entirely unjustified and violent assault. I’m not going to tell you how it happens, mind you. You’ll have to buy the book it happens in…