Shortsighted in Longsight

We were shortsighted in Longsight,

Fertile in Fallowfield,

Blue in Reddish,

Flattened in Levenshulme,

Apart in Wythenshawe,

Fireproof in Burnage,

Cool in the Heatons,

Successful in Failsworth,

PG in Gorton,

Ugly in Belle Vue,

Without in Withington,

Didn’t in Didsbury,

Lazy in Chorlton,

Honest in Cheetham Hill,

New in Old Trafford,

Overpriced in Sale,

Rolling Stones in Moss Side,

Janet in Bradford,

With no coats in Ancoats,

Smooth in Crumpsall,

White in Blackley,

Released in Prestwich,

Unmalleable in Clayton,

Least in Moston,

Women in Manchester.